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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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