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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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