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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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