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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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