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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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