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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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