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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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