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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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