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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Weasley eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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