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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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