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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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