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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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