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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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