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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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