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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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