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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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