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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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