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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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