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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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