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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pebbles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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