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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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