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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Princess eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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