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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Princess eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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