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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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