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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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