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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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