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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Stella eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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