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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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