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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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