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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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