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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Sparky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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