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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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