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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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