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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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