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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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