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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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