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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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