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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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