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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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