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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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