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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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