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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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