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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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