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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃

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