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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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