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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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