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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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