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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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