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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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