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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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