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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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