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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Misty eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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