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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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