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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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