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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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