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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Maggie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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