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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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