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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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