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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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