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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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