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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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