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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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