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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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