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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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