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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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