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Pet death

My brother had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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